::13 Tanda Jatuh Cinta::

::ini lah di katakan chenta hati kami::

1. Anda tidak akan marah terlalu lama dan akan berusaha untuk mengawal kemarahan anda terhadapnya.

::sepjg aku knl amz, aku x pnh mrh dia cmpai berhari2. Abez lame pown sejam,kdg2 2 x cmpai pown sejam. Kami x pnh pown x bertegur sape lame2...aku x penah majok lame2::

2. Anda akan sentiasa merindui dia.

::haaa....aku mmg x pnh lekang rindukan dia...skang pown aku ngah ridukan dia padahal x cmpai 24jam ag aku x jumpe dia....::

3. Apabila berjalan dengan dia, anda akan berjalan dengan perlahan.

4. Anda akan tersipu-sipu malu apabila bersama dengannya.

::hehehe kdg2 2 bile 1 benda yg aku x jangka berlaku dpn dia tp berlaku gak mmg aku akan malu thap cipan::

5. Apabila anda berfikir tentang dirinya, jantung anda akan berdegup pantas.

::aku rs jantung aku ni bkn lg derdegup pantas,rs cm nk gugur dh ni::

6. Hanya dengan mendengar suaranya, anda akan tersenyum tanpa sebab.

::x yah tgu dgr sore....dpt msg pown aku da tersengeh pjg::

7. Apabila anda melihat dia, anda tidak akan peduli orang di sekeliling anda. Anda cuma melihat dia seorang.

::klo aku tgk owg len maw kna korek bijik mate ni::

8. Anda akan mula mendengar lagu yang berirama balada.

::dgr lagu2 jiwang la ni....mmg pown...dgr la lagu kat blog ni pown jiwang2 jek::

9. Dia sentiasa di fikiran anda.

::aku pasti dia juga dh jatuh cinta cm aku::

10. Anda akan sentiasa terhidu baunya.

::kt mn2 jek ade bau dia::

11. Anda menyedari bahawa anda akan tersenyum apabila memikirkan tentang diri dia.

::ye...bile aku terbayangkan gigi dia yg tercongket kua 2 aku makin tersengeh cmpai telinga::

12. Anda akan lakukan apa sahaja untuk dirinya.

::suda semestinya...aku juga sgup lpskan dia utk tgk dia bahagia::

13. Apabila anda membaca ini, pada masa yang sama, ada seseorang di dalam fikiran anda.

::di fikiran aku skang hanya lah MOHD AMZAR::

::Rules that Girls Wish Guys Knew::

1. We have other friends of the male gender, so leave your jealousy at the door!


2.We are not your mothers, so don't expect us to clean up after you like one.


3.Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong"


4. One remote is ENOUGH... no need to have a control tower in your living room.


5. If you said you are going to be somewhere at a certain time, then do it. Don't expect us to wait around.


6. Learn to clean up the toilet. If peeing standing up is so difficult and you are bound to miss, then may we suggest that you learn to use a toilet brush and sponge to clean up after yourself.


7. Get rid of your holey underwear.

::Man Rules::

The Man Rules(tag from syasya) At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side These are our rules! Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail, and witchcraft. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. ; We have NO idea what mauve is.. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really! 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women & men as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.